Those kids are glorified dude-bros. It's banal.
you want to go make fun of the strippers on try out night
i got kicked out last time for laughing
im having a threesome with these popsicles
He made sure to throw up on the Mexico side of the border while we were in line at the check point. Then finished by screaming you an have it back. You can have it all back.
Hey I have to teach you how to run in heels before vegas
Just got blown on the bus in front of abot 20 ppl. Lots of high fives.
Hey wes just called me saying he was asleep outside by the pond at my apt complex
She kept crying and asking why I couldn't look more like Dennis quaid.
My neighbor caught me peeing on his rose bushes at 2 in the morning while wearing my Santa hat. My sex appeal has never been higher.
Update: it wasn't just our driver. This ticket confirms that the Royal Oak PD also found our behavior on the party bus to be "Lewd and Indecent."
On duty sugar tits. A Marine never abandons his post to take nudi pics.
Yeah. I'm so over work, that I'm not even satisfied pretending to work anymore. I just flat out want to go home. Fuck this job
The struggle bus has heated seats and stops at Dunkin on Friday mornings so I'll be okay.
Have you ever realized how weird it is to think that you've fucked someone and don't know what their handwriting looks like?
My Mini-Van Handjob Milf is leaving the company. I need to find a new job. I can’t handle this place without those handjobs
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