Giving the kids Children's Claritin and calling it candy.....Is it setting them up for drug abuse later?
yeah, but i heard shes schizophrenic
i wouldn't even care dude, i'd fuck her and all 7 of her personalities.
Just got a event reminder on my phone to never party with you again.
NASCAR RACE 2010 NO REGRETZZZ!!!
It is literally 8 in the morning.
You were trying to swim on the floor while eating a hot-dog bun and laughing about how much you hate bread and didn't understand why you were eating it..
The face that yo gabba gabba comes up when I'm stoned and searching for yoga workouts is scary or dangerous
And by go well you mean everyone's hammered right?
Yupp. And someone's bleeding
My ex wife just asked to go over our divorce papers and for sex in the same text
lesson #1 of freshman year: grinding with a sombrero is difficult
Her next conquest seems to be stealing her ex-boyfriend's new girlfriend. Pretty sure everyone involved is totally OK with this.
He simply fell in the fire, rolled out and continued to finish his bottle of vodka. Everyone else instantly sobered up just watching it.
I have fuck me eyes 4/5 people agree. It's like doctors or dentists but with ppl who have lots of sex and know these things.
Last thing I remember was a hand in the pants. Then I woke up next to a full beer and a McDouble, which I promptly had for breakfast.
did you just send me my own nude
She looked like a cross between Jesus and John Lennon. So I fucked her. I feel majestic and powerful.
Randomize
