did you make any bad decisions?
many, i pretty much fell in love with a freshman...it doesn't get much better than that
Why are you at a bar in Connecticut?
Long story. One that now involves lots of delicious chicken wings om nom nom
Its okay if i dont like him.his junk is just too good to resist.model penis,lame guy.
good call on bringing her. it's always good to invite chicks who mix booze and prescription drugs.
My Mom bought me a vibrating toothbrush. Maybe this is her way of apologizing for throwing away my other thing that vibrated.
He locked about 20 beers in a suitcase and put it in the fridge. For a complete idiot, he's a goddamn genius.
Ricky Martin is gay. You owe me $10 from 3rd grade.
It's going to be great. They guy at the store said 3 shots and you won't be able to feel your face or stop smiling.
I like that most of our conversations somehow end in us having sex for the good of our country
I may be in the process of acquiring a second male fuck buddy and dating a girl....FUCKING STOP THE TRAIN I'M ON! THIS IS NOT A DRILL!!
I didn't get a chance to take any pics but the mental snapshot of her boyfriend calling her directly after we finished was a really special moment I wish I could properly share with you.
I've decided that I'm okay with you getting a goat. I have to get over my completely rational fear of goats somehow.
For breaking and entering. I think neighbor dan cared more about me puking in his backseat than the surprise of me waking up there
I have really important information for you regarding the furry convention this weekend
Quote from doctor, "that is a VERY angry vagina".
I'm fucked.
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