Fuck him. I'll set him on fire for you. Then we'll see how good of a firefighter he is.
i think its awesome that according to your mom i'm your friend that caught on fire.
Just saw a field sobriety test being administered at 730 am, I now know I do not have a drinking problem
she said we were using the spray butter as air freshener
Getting arrested together sounded so much more fun in theory.
do you think she knows her nickname is brickface?
That's all? I'm a pro at gay chicken. I'll touch his dick, I have no problem with that.
The rest of the concert I just stared at the lights and didn't really listen to the music cuz I was trying to make sure my brain still worked cuz my face was numb and I couldn't move... Yeah I'm not a weed brownie person
Just ate an entire BBQ chicken pizza this better go to my tits
Made him watch 4 hours of HGTV then told him I was too tired for sex.
Savage
Also I ordered a dildo and I'm not sure if I want it still, so there might be a free dildo in your future
So unofficially, he told me he deleted tinder because of me. I think that's a pretty romantic gesture in 2018.
we've dated a week and made out twice. he is taking it slow. but his body is stupid sexy. just want him to stop respecting me and fuck me like a gutter slut. respect me later im not getting younger.
Vagina status: the swelling is going down.
I'm pretty sure she tried to draw a self portrait out of her vomit. Then you tried to help, but passed out in the vomit.
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