Whenever ur ready we need breakfast and a psychic.
Playing drinking games to Nancy Grace totally counts as "keeping up with current events.."
He was wearing a Knicks jersey I had to go home with him. it was a rough season.
Just found the bucket list I wrote when I was high...somehow I dont think "jello swimming pool" is gonna happen.
The straight man in me wants to hit on her. But the gay man in me wants to compliment her on her awesome outfit.
He went into the alley to piss and came back a minute later with a case of Bud Select. I'm speechless.
I will now refer to my life as before and after I used Astroglide for the first time
No, the real question is if you drink like I drink why WOULDN'T you wear a cape.
it was like lady and the tramp only with a jello shot on the pool table
Seriously I just dipped a banana in vodka I really need to stop drinking
Some random at the bar just whispered in my ear that he wants to eat me out while on bath salts....
I just laughed at the word pudding. I have no idea whats going on right now.
How many fucks given?
0.12846
We are horrible
Yeah but we're also awesome
Some guy just walked past the bus stop in a lab coat and with a samurai sword and case...
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