idk, it's all black and i hear low talking...
dude, i think you're in initiation!
shit. that's not good.
he said i'm too pretty to suck penis
you ever wonder how lesbians feel about girls being in relationships with other girls on facebook? could it annoy them more than it annoys me?
At this point it has been so long i wouldnt know what a dick was if it slapped me in the face.
his penis is PERFECT
I want to put it in a shoebox and place cottonbls around it to protect it from any harm
or knit it little hat
I told him I'd rather have sex with his father last night. I'll admit now that I was drunk.
Upperdeckered the toilet. Took sombrero off, drawing too much heat. Witnessed glassing. In bush, come findme.
Yea, remember to blow out the fire from flaming shots. Unless you want burnt lips. Just saying, I'm an example of ignorance and intoxication.
It's sad that your definition of adulthood entails banging your boss after getting hammered at happy hour, and putting the tab on the company credit card.
is year to celebrate how much I love you, I made a mosaic of your penis with conversation hearts. it's in your mailbox.\n\nHAPPY VALENTINE'S DAY TO YOU
I think i just fucked the same guy a second time without realizing it....does that make me a good whore or a bad whore???
you were stumbling down richmond carrying a girl in a nurse costume. its not even halloween dude
U offered to motor boat her and it somehow turned into u two going on a sunset cruise in Newport. At 3am.
You gave your boss a bj to get the safe employee of the month award?
I love 4am trips to the ER. I feel so responsible for actually making it all the way here.
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