I'm gonna start referring to my vag as my ladygarden
Is there a reason "Call me when you're legal" is written on my arm? I'm 22..
just when i thought things couldnt get worse, the batteries died in my vibrator.
you went through ur friends list and posted an obscene comment on every ultrasound pic...."not his" "looks like a sea monkey"
I just busted my ass on the ice in front of my entire AA meeting. As if being there wasn't embarrassing enough.
I'll try not to. I have an appointment at the hospital tomorrow so my goal is to wake up there.
The gay bar tender told me I looked like Prince William. And that I needed my balls licked.
some guy just burried his vomit in the sand.
NEW INFORMATION meech found me passed out on a bench outside.
It's like shitshowville, population: those girls.
She keeps feeding me drugs. Its like I'm her baby bird or something
I was really hoping my 420 would involve a lot more weed and a lot less buttholes
I think I got into an argument with my cat's former owner about what a BDSM relationship entails.
Cheyanne in woods. Ducks attacked. My toe is bleeding. We are gpsing our way home on foot. No worries
she threw up on her exam, awkwardly wiped it off with her sleeve and continued writing.
Randomize
