no, i'm not a lesbian.. i just really want to fuck you while drinking, thats normal in a friendship.
Ill bet we could have atleast fucked a girl who fucked a guy who has fucked tara reid. That's a famous circle right?
On the couch having a debate with the dog over whether eating anothr sweet roll will make the hangover better or worse
he kept doing his monologue, "if a vagina could talk."
I've reached too hung over to move status will you bring me something to drink?
I moved out 2 weeks ago remember?
Can you ship it to me then?
im at work. we just had a random 14-year-old amish girl come in and gift us with cinnamon rolls as thanks for letting her use the bathroom. i dont even know.
Tonights drinking will be celebratory and victorious. Picture the end of The Mighty Ducks set to beer.
My favorite bartender added me on Facebook. Now he can clearly see how under 21 I am
Kristy just reminded me that I have a bottle of champagne to lick off your ass hole...... This is by way of saying that we have plans on Friday.
Did u smell a guys dreadlocks in the McDonald's drive thru line last night or did I dream that?
Drinking a pint every 8 mins right now. Power hour aint shit.
Good luck
Trying doe a second hour and I.cant open my eyes
watching spice world high feels so wrong yet so right
sorry for any reference made toward your boobs or making you feel pregnant or incapable of peeing. make it a wonderful day.
I love you too, but sadly you're not as good at getting me out of bed as cocaine.
The highlight of my week is I found some hetero porn I didn't completely hate. Branching out.
Randomize
