this is amy. the small petlike person from the womens bathroom at the reef.
Ryan Reynolds porn could be a WMD. Have a giant TV on the front of your tank, and just drive around playing it. Everyone dies of orgasm overload.
That's it. Iraq is done. Everyone dies, game over man.
What tipped you off? The sombrero?
Im sick of reading dumb tattoos while having sex
I came out of bedroom with my jeans on backwards, zipped AND buttoned. I have inconceivable talents whilst intoxicated.
I saw your arrest video on youtube. you look so thin!
Asking him not to sleep with other girls is like asking me not to have my period apparently
I like making it seem like it's at least a little bit difficult to hook up with me
Did I tell you I bit someone's arm for you last night
Realistically you can't tell me you're gonna put mashed potatoes on your dick and expect me not to get excited
The twitch Bob Ross stream is the happiest little hangover cure ever.
The thing about pooping in the woods during hunting season is you never know if someone's watching you.
I had the good sense not to tell her that my summer goal is to get fucked by a med student while wearing a party dress and sparkly shoes
Ah you cut my boxers off with scissors, we're way past introductions
Of course he did! You’ve seen my tits, you know he didn’t stand a chance!
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