Culvers...So Good
So good. The butter burgers slip right outta my ass.
All I remember is yelling at him to admit he liked Bon Jovi, then accusing him of giving love a bad name.
quadriplegic porn is always funny
no. no its not
so just incase you wake up on the couch wondering how you got there--you came home at 7am, put ice in a cup--then you proceeded to put the cup in the microwave and melt it because you "wanted water". you then, fell down the stairs while saying "you don't know me" then crawled to the couch.
Does transporting jello shots count as driving with an open container?
I mean we're not committed. He's my first choice, sort of like miller lite. When I'm at the bar I'm going to order one, but if they don't maybe I'll go for a bud or blue moon. I'm certainly not going to stop drinking
He just sent me a picture of me icing a cake with a butcher knife topless.
Im the proud new owner of the campus speed bump sign
he threw up in a solo cup, then washed it out and used it to play flip cup. Im not sure if thats resourceful or disgusting.
I don't know what I was talking about but I just threw up in ikea. You can't get out of this place it's a fucking labyrinth.
ALMOST WRECKED MY SCOOTER. DAVE FRANCO HAS A TWIN AMD HE GOES HERE
I feel like my map app knows I'm hungover and is strategically not driving me by fast food places so I cannot stop
A prostitute stole us beer at 3 am
He has an accent, blue cross AND gainful employment. Just saying, he's going to urgent care once I'm done with him
On a scale of 1-10, how inappropriate is it to sneak into someone's box of sex toys and put googly eyes on their vibrator?
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