She had just swallowed, of course i didnt kiss her goodbye
Wasn't she moving abroad?
Are you really going to debate this?
On a scale of 1 to 10 how hot is the girl you're about to fuck?
Strong 6
That's an oxymoron.
in my defence, i did try to get you to put your shirt back on, then you screamed at me to stop telling you what to do
How was that my fault?! I made you breakfast and gave you cake, as you asked. Then, you initiated sexual activity.
this one kid was speed-mumbling about putting broccoli in the printer
Haha, maybe if he wasn't dressed up like Kimmy Gibler he could give her the D
Thank you for caring about my cervix.
At 38 I had to open a Snapchat account to communicate with my 21 yr bf. where is my life going.
I would've fucked Winston Churchill - rode that D like I was going into battle.
I should be in a better mood, I just went home and had a quickie on my lunch break.
I had a sandwich.
Well, I was giving him a handy and I sighed in boredom. He heard. I had to fake moaning sounds after he asked if I sighed.
I would rather contract a disease that would eat me from the inside out and make me suffer painfully while it slowly killed me than to put myself through the 20 minutes of agony that is having sex with you ever ever again.
I think you're talking dirty but I'm not sure???
Hurry I'm alone dressed like a prostitute eating French fries.
I just group texted a dick pic. Wonder who'll respond back first. Ashley Stacey or my stepmom
He wants to play improv games now whenever he gets drunk. Sometimes I just do not have the energy for that kind of a thing
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