his facebook status quotes britney spears so there is always that
They should make Jack Daniels chap stick
Not just anyone can homewreck on three continents simultaneously
you are my hero
I'm pretty sure my penis yawned halfway through. That loose.
They're sharing a mixed drink at a bar with straws...its like a disney movie with booze
Because its an amazing idea and you're the only one I can think of that will allow a pirate threesome
I have no idea. Next thing I know we're all down on one knee saying the pledge of allegiance and then singing I'm Proud to be an American. Then Trevor ate pizza off the sidewalk.
I'm starting to second guess shaving my vagina over the kitchen sink. The lighting is so much better though.
The only thing I accomplished today was naming the bag of wine I've been drinking
Her dad high fived me on the way out the door. Not the reaction i expected after she came so loud.
I've noticed we have slowly begun to phase the "B" out of our Bromance.
Lube filled water balloons always make for a good time
I just want every freshman guy to know about Grindr just so I can have more options
Let's be honest, I am pretty sketchy looking.
She's chasing the cat around the house hitting it with a cardboard sword yelling "there can be only one!"
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