okay im going to go eat, shower and find underwear... call if you want.... but ill be listenig to glee VERY loudly.
ok this is the part where i go up stairs and pass out incoherently untill 6 30 tommaorw morning and not rember any of this. love youuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu!
dude, when you're random girl from last night came down the stairs this morning she fell all the way down. I laughed. She just walked out. I hope shes ok. Tell her I give her a 10 for that landing though.
The fact that its 530pm and I'm saying to myself I should sober up since I'm at a family establishment should say enough
the parents are super pissed...made eye contact with the mom while going down on another girl
I want to hump her dimples until her face caves in.
So many issues. You honestly need help.
You're just mad that I don't wanna have dugout sex with you
at what point last night did i decided to have a photo shoot with your camel toe
My roommates just built a mini golf course upstairs while I was sleeping.
Who takes their shirt off at the bar?! Classy broad
I do. In all fairness there was someone else's blood on it.
Just saw some dude tumble down the stairs of the bar while leaving...fist pump...and then sprint down the road
Sorry, I thought I responded to your question. My name is Jon, we kinda had a sleepover at your friends place in OC. Don't know if you remember me, you were "dick chugging" like there was no tomorrow last night.
I just wish he would stop trying to bring his emotional baggage into our sexual relationship.
I know it sounds cheesy, but i think both me and her mum know they are "thanks for being so cool about finding nudes of your daughter on the camera" flowers
thanks for the bj man. also make sure you close the gate behind you. the chickens are out.
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