just thought you should know that she got home at about 6am.... totally wasted. she was locked out and when i finally came to the door she was on a patio across the street with some random making hotdogs on somebodys elses bbq.
I just woke up in bed with 4 girls. Either i dont remember the best night of my life or they think im gay.
So my boyfriend is on his way over and there is no time to wash the sheets from when I had his roommate over earlier. Put them in the dryer with a damp bounce sheet. Win?
This is a whole new level of slut for you....do they smell ok?
Please come to History lecture. The kid two seats over is belligerently drunk.
Dude. He drives a mini. Therefore he's a virgin
Last night I dipped into my beer fund to pay for groceries. SINCE WHEN ARE MY PRIORITIES SO WHACK???
the australian girl literally just drank an entire pitcher of beer in about twenty seconds. i want to go to there.
Hes laying on the floorn in the bathroom telling Jesus to raise the flag
not the best booty call
did she squirt?
only if tears count
Can we promise no matter what that we have sex the night the Mayan calendar runs out?
The goal for tonight is vagina. In and around. Doesn't matter who. How. Or why.
She had sex in a public bathroom and slept on a couch in the dorm lobby. It's only Monday
I'm hungover laying in my moms bed watching Space Jam.. Adult Life..
Dude. That Grinch had his priorities right when he was worried that there might be a cash bar at that town celebration.
He was like 120 lbs and 20 of that was penis
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