He still wants to giggity, regardless of his girlfriend. So...I guess I'm happy again.
he was uncircumcised...I HAVE NOT YET REACHED THAT SKILL LEVEL OF DICK
all she had left on were here heels. phone five
i want to swaddle you in tequila
You screamed at all of us and then showed us your sack. You're like the boyfriend of my dreams.
Note to self: You can't deep fry cheese-its.
True. I'd rather snort cocaine off a homeless guy then work on the weekend...Actually that may not be that bad.
It is too early in this hangover to be seeing some guys ass crack.
Woke up today to the sound of church bells. My first thought was shit the apocalypse, but then I remembered my hook up lives next to a church. This might be a rough day.
I think a van full of parolees just blew me kisses. Thoughts?
What's the procedure for answering a booty call from someone under house arrest?
I am pants-free in the living room. This is liberating.
if he becomes president of the united states, I will tell EVERYONE that i took his virginity.
my roommates are pretty pissed at me. they sent me out for ice and i came back with a kitten.
It was only a blow job in his car. It's the same as giving a friend a back rub.
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