two words: eviction party
he aplogized for the shitty sex and called me "ma'am" when he did it. And he wants redemption sex. Gah I love southern gentlemen.
Best thing law school has taught me: how to use logic to turn a girls "no I will not have sex with you" into "well I might as well get laid"
I feel like I just rode a horse, did a million jumping jacks, ran a marathon and need a carton on cigarettes. best sex hands down... EVER
I dont know if this is a good time to tell you but im actually a freshman.. not a senior
thats because you have standards... and i have a thing for guys that give me free drugs.
A guy in the dance floor is raising the roof with an axe in hand. I love Halloween.
Honestly, it's his loss. He went for the free sample when he could've gotten the whole package, babes.
does that make me the free sample at the grocery store he didn't like enough to buy...? yeah, that advice didn't help, but thanks.
Finally smoked with my brothers, I feel like I just won gold at the Best Older Brother Ever Olympics
Literally if she wants to make a big deal, I'd rather have shit smeared on my face.
Walking down the street, Bro bumping to 'still' by dre. Dropped his trash on the ground and aggressively sped up when his light turned green. If you still had love for the streets you wouldn't of fucking littered. Took everything for me not to yell at him. I know you would've.
Using my graduation announcement box as a table to roll a blunt on. I've official stopped giving a shit about senior year
I just pulled a seven inch black hair out of my ass. Pretty sure that means we're dating now
You can't honestly expect me to maintain an erection when you have the Glen Beck show on
i black out too much to be "responsible"
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