Want to have sex later?
This feels like a trap
Becky drew a cock on my face and is making me sit on the step.
what did you do that she drew a cock on your face and supplemental questions why did you let her?
Cute you're picking friends over dick. I feel like this is the trailer for a lifetime movie.
I negotiated the purchase of an entire tray of like 50 jello shots for $8.
Brutal- a couple weeks back I had a 28 hr blackout and four day hangover. S'why I decided to haul it in
we need 14,000 post its to execute this plan
We had sex in the bathroom. Then he told me I could watch him pee.
I guess at this point I should stop judging guys on their looks and more on their major and trust fund. Growing up sucks.
And after that you guys started calling arbor mist "breakfast juice"
Also, I pretty much need an IV of fluids straight to my soul
It's statistically impossible for there not to be at least one guy sexting you right now
I'm abstinent now
Oh, is this one of the times when you're serious?
as I was leaving in the morning with his clothes on his roommate pops up and goes 'don't you dare steal that shirt, i gave it to him for his birthday'.
Been smoking since 4. The inevitable finally happened: I bought a cheesecake.
Just convinced the cute guy from class that I have prostate cancer. GET ME OUT OF THIS TOWN!
Randomize
