I've been thinking about all the girls in my life in terms of applying to college.
Huh?
I guess what im trying to say is that your my safety school.
i just google searched "what time does taco bell open"
I un-blacked out around 7am watching J.lo videos on youtube
Ive been sitting around naked watching magic on youtube.
Nah, I'm just going to keep fucking him until he realizes we're perfect for each other.
I've slowly been stuffing french fries down his pants. I'm at 31 and he hasn't even noticed.
... I threw up in the shower this morning
You were "I'm not drunk" drunk.
I was feeling sad so bedroom vodka seemed like the best solution at the time.
i made up my own drinking game and i took a secret shot every time someone asked me about school or my future
Do you think if I tell the hot Santa at work that I want a sugar daddy for Christmas that he'll get the hint?
Dan I was a mess I made out with a 40 yr old who gave me a wad of cash for Christmas. Like wtf
I feel like I'm eight miles away and my brain is just now getting here. You got a lot of fucking catching up to do.
So we just smoked a bowl, out of an antler, with this old dude, while standing at the bar. Dude just walked up and said we were in his spot, just began packing it and handing it around...
tuscaloosa is terrifying
like people here are just empty shells of drugs and sin
there is no mercy here
For someone who claims to be straight, she knows a hell of a lot about bi erasure, and one Hayley Kiyoko song too many
yes we're having sex but I'm texting you...so what does that tell you?
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