The elaphant ear plant popped a new leaf ! Wahoo !
I am spending my child support on dildos
the pic of her and her boyfriend fell off the wall as we were fucking.
Are you pissed because you didn't get action, or the fact i got boned twice in public places tonight?
I was just counting ceiling tiles when he ate me out, it was that bad.
i wont go near him until the smell goes away , and he takes the chex mix box off his head.
its warm now so i can go back to sleeping with guys based on their fuckability rather than how much warmth they generate.
Don't think anyone else in the building has a lunchbox full of yay
Hey there's a sandwich in there too!
You know, you have a good excuse now if you have a poor performance. Just say "what do you expect? I took a paintball to the DICK!!"
I am not being the messenger for your booty call.
I spoon fed you cheerios when you were black out drunk. You owe me one.
If you enjoy dance recitals as much as I do, that's one shitty Father's Day...
You know it was one hell of a night when you need to use your own thong to wipe cum off your face.
It's a sad night when one of your friend texts you that she's going on a date with someone you know and then invites you to maybe have a drink after
he said "GREAT SCOTT" as he was cumming.
I may have just got motorboated by a male stripper who told me I should be a porn star and not a vet student.
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