we need to get ahold of those "sexting" teens on tyra. HAWT!
wasnt one 13?
remember tomorrow: you burned the inside of your nose with incense. it hurt.
similar to the time we made up the game of screaming at the top of our lungs any time a guy any of us slept with walked into the party. that went over SO well.
She fell onto my light and broke all four plants. I don't care how good the blowjob was.
She's a Laker fan, her sister is a Celtic fan... no matter who wins I'm getting a celebration bj from one of them!
There is a limo involved. Man up, and make yourself puke. Its only one more night of blacking out.
threw up outside of the dorms in the parking lot in the pouring rain on the first day of class, i'd say summer is off to a good start.
Exactly, there's no such thing as commitment at foam n' glow
Had a guy spin me around at the bar, kiss me then say "oh shit you're not who I thought you were" and then walk away.
DC is easy, you will figure it out.
I'm drunk and blonde. You are wayyyy underestimating this.
I've literally NEVER been on a date or gotten through one episode of netflix without having sex like I JUST WANT TO WATCH TRUE DETECTIVE
Apparently mid making out I got up and said "I need to figure out my life" went in the bathroom and threw up for two hours.
YOU CAN'T GET A TATTOO BECAUSE OF KPOP FANFICTION. THAT'S NOT HOW LIFE WORKS
Last night a drunk chick tried to lick me. If you are trying to lick the zombies, you are too drunk for the haunted house.
I just saw puke on the road at the same stoplight i threw up at sunday morning! Makes me smile inside.
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