He said if I blew him first he'd last longer....if 3 minutes is lasting longer, I'm not sure the bj was worth it
Are you okay?
Don't worry. Self-respect preserved. My speech was Grey's quality... I made him cry.
theyre doing shots to celebrate her boob jobs anniversary.
I was just texting to see if your vagina was working yet.
he nicknamed his dick "too big to fail"
We ran out of toilet paper the last week, so we just took showers to pee
We can talk tomorrow when we're both alert. My mind is somewhere else right now.
Where's it at?
In your pants.
How much time is enough between masturbating and watching little bear?
I'm using the house around the corner that my parents rent out to people as a means of getting sex. I just tell them I'm going for a walk and just invite my next hook up over
CUM CAME OUT OF MY NOSE. MY SINUSES ARE ENTIRELY FUCKED UP NOW BC OF THE CUM TRAVELING IN PLACES IT SHOULD NOT HAVE.
HIS DICK ISNT BIG ENOUGH FOR HIM TO BE THAT PROUD OKAY
Wine is the only reason I'm making it in the real world
I may be asexual, but I owe you a solid from yesterday. I am a man of my word.
And for today's main disappontment. I thought I saw a midget with fireworks get on the buss, alas it's a child with cleaning supplies
I was in the rappers prayer circle. Then they're blunt circle
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