just saw ex-bf. should he be more embarrassed to be a college dropout working at rite aid or should i be because i was buying newports and rembrant?
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this guy at work is bossing me around at work. He is 24 and still has highlights and spikes his hair.
You're getting bossed around by a 1999 Highschool Yearbook picture?
She went to college and exploded out of the slut closet.
felt a little awkward waiting for my McNuggets after vomiting all over the counter
Ice skating? Did you see me last night? I don't even know where my socks are
Hey, is this going to be a real date, or am I just meeting you at a hotel to have sex in the bathroom? Given our history, I think it's a fair question.
Stop leaving me alone with my ex boyfriends after keg challenges. Woke up in his bed covered in what you think would be cum. No...toothpaste. He left a note. "Be home at four. Don't be here when I get back."
So a guy died and our dates revived him with CPR. Good night?
I opened the door and his girlfriend was standing there; we made silent, prolonged eye contact as I quietly put on my panties and left.
Visibly drunk girl eating alone at a souplantation just spilled salad all over her body. It was me
I'm going to become fluent in fucking Belgian boys
My apartment looks like the apocalypse of sobriety.
Damn Instagram explore page. I am six months in to some girl I don't even know.
Your vagina is not a steamboat from the 1800's
I can appreciate that you picked up the hot drummer, but don’t have sex in front of my house lmao
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