i have a strong urge to join the asians in the park doing tai chi. I think im still high .
I am going to be in the room whjen you have your first child and spit on its face before its even all the way out of you.
found a dugout with weed in it in dad's car. decided to top up the weed compartment with salvia. for fun.
My gyno actually laughed when I told her about his penis size.
My mother just asked me if i ever swallow the goods...should i be concerned?
They're sharing a mixed drink at a bar with straws...its like a disney movie with booze
i just feel like it would be irresponsible for you to not have sex with me again.
My vagina agrees.
did you come by the house last night? I found a half eaten corn dog in the mail box.
Her eyebrows were plucked so thin that she had to have gonorrhea. Clean girls just don't pluck that way
Teenager with grandparents staying in their room: is to blue balls, as parent waiting for teen to come home safe: is to sleep. You will live- love mom
I'm so busy i barely have time to have sex with myself. I have to talk myself into it like an old married couple.
17. The number of times my one night stand told me he loved me.
sorry for running off in the middle of that heart to heart. free food.
I'm not saying you're stupid, just that you have bad luck when thinking...
Some sorority went “Dick or Treating” at a frat house and now the Halloween parties are canceled
Randomize
