is it wrong that I prefer my women with low self esteem and a smidgen of an eating disorder?
ron's 8" boning knife is for sale. oh and it comes with a flavor injector.
High?
hahahahaha turkey breast
I'm gonna get drunk and through up on the first happy couple I see.
Hello wreck, this is your train calling.
btw good call for not making out for a pitcher of vodka, this hangover is bad enough
Convinced lucas all the eggs in the fridge are fertilized and now he's crying.
She was covered in mud grabbed my crotch and said see that handprint that means I called dibs
Currently getting "blaow" buzzed into my pubes. How's your thursday?
Bed, food, and you got really nice boobs. That's it really. Foundations of friendship right there.
I will gladly accept you into my home with open legs.
But I only have 2 emotions angry and horny
We were fucking in the bedroom then we heard Sports center on in the living room. He stopped midfuck when I started celebrating that my team won over his
I am no longer and illegal Moonshiner. I just made thousands of gallons of incredibly High test alcohol with police watching and waiting for thare couple of jugs so that they can bring home and disinfect their houses with it. I'm fat with money at the moment.
I ate at the cafeteria for the first time yesterday and today I think I had an hour long fart.
if my 20s were a chapter in my autobiography, it would be called "the room is spinning and my hands smell like dick"
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