found a dugout with weed in it in dad's car. decided to top up the weed compartment with salvia. for fun.
I just figured it out. Meghan has the same smile as Sylvester Stallone.
I think, one-on-one, Paul Rudd could be very threatening in like a REALLY good way.
It was not a dingleberry, it was a dinglemelon
She slept with 4 other guys since we went on a break. And her ex. But apparently she hasn't given any bjs out of respect for me. Why does that comfort me?!
Why is the garage door in the middle of the street?
what part of what i said meant "bring a bowl"
"bouncy castle"
I invited you and you fucked me in the face with the penis of disappointment and shit.
So mom called me from the hospital laughing her ass off. Apparently my sister is allergic to cocaine...
Ahh good point. I got some interesting mental pics and I'm slowly entering a "fuck it, lets do weird shit" phase sexually, but you may have already figured that out since I've been fucking you sideways and upside down a lot lately.
I know. I feel like I should be doing mature responsible adult things though. Like getting loans, working 60 hours every week and not eating burritos in bed, ya know?
Bringing my mom Taco Bell and weed. I'm such a good daughter
How drunk you think somebody has to be, that they think that putting out a profile pic like that can be even a slightly good idea?
You need to get out of there before he falls in love with you.
Want to meet at a cool spot and just park like cops side-by-side and you can eat some potatoes and I can smoke a cigarette in your face?
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