i just wanna soil my oats bro
I thnk I just saw a monkey walking a drunk guy.
First off, get on bc solely in preperation for this event. Second, as my little sister you have a lot of whore to live up to.
He's going to regret telling me he doesn't care if i shave or not...
She said her hobbies include bangin guys on one night stands and then sending them facebook relationship requests the next morning just to freak em out
Yeaaah. I'm kinda wary about that guy. Does he still have that taser that he found on the train?
Just had lapdance from stripper that had her 5th kid 28 hours earlier. A for work ethic.
My liver was like a college freshman on spring break. It would've danced topless on tables if it could have.
I don't know man, I have to ask my girlfriend if I can borrow my balls from her purse.
My underwear are in the stairs so apparently I did take the dog out.
My dad just saw me take dirty one night stand underwear out of my purse. I'm willing to admit I have a problem
I dare you to find another dealer that delivers bud to your home along with deep fried vegan burritos
I'm eating chicken wings naked and hungover at 10am... Happy bday to me
Not going to lie, when I looked in the tub I expected to see what might have been remnants of a squirrel.
On this version of “Dean Can’t Be a Normal Fucking Human,” I told a guy I’d shove a tv up his ass. Recreationally.
Plasma, LED or OLED?
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