Oh man dude like 1000 to 1500 milligrams. Its gonna burn like bad though.
**** and his GF asked me to give his stuff back, and they would give me a 100. HA, they dont know I have it to charity haha
Fuck him. I'll set him on fire for you. Then we'll see how good of a firefighter he is.
James and whatshisface bought me drunks. I am drinks.
Some rando is vomiting profusely into the garden outside the employee entrance. Where are you when things like this happen to me?
Vomiting outside the employee entrance
No, I don't not want an upside down piggyback ride. You're drunk and there are rocks.
I gasped. Both pairs of lips did.
Riding the train home at 6 am for class still drunk is losing its novelty in my junior year
I guess I was blacked out I hopped a fence and hugged a cow that night.
I'm driving home wearing one sock, boxers, and a tee shirt. That's how good it was
We were just getting out tux's at men's warehouse he pulled both of the fitting room girls. I dont think he should be getting married
We perfected the quiet ass slap during sex so his roommate wouldn't wake up.
Come home, I'm drunk on the porch and pretending to smoke breadsticks like cigarettes. Enticing, right?
I'm glad you still love me even when I change pants in the kitchen and demand you spoon me
It baffles me why I still wear white underwear...
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