her name is jenna, so i wanna cunt punt her
that's how i am about ashleys and britneys
Yeah he had his two razors labeled "face" and "pubes". Should I be disgusted or impressed?
Keep in mind that he's 43, unemployed and living with his parents. There's really not much we could do to make his life worse.
I am way too high for this. Some guy just keeps talking about music and life goals and he apparently has lived in every city we mention we are going
my mom was in labor with me for 32 hours, it's only fair to start drinking now.
I paid your cover too so you're on the list as tits mcgee. You're welcome :D
Its everclear night, yall need carbs in your body!
You did it first. I was merely expressing my support for you, by pressing my testicles against a window.
Just had a VERY VIVID visualization of wrapping a pizza around my cock and fucking its brains out. Soooooo less weed more dates?
I know I'm moving in six days but getting wine drunk and laying in bed just sounds so good right now
Woke up this morning with girl, I ask her for some gum. She says "there's a guest toothbrush for the boys in my bathroom". I can't decide whats worse, that she has a shack brush or that I actually used it
Trying to figure out why my back is hurting. And then I remember I got fucked up against a tree last night
as a self proclaimed hoe im ok with a lotta things but that is not fucking one of them
Im riding the bus with beer in one hand and chapagne in the other. I love weddings.
i found a picture from last night of you sat on the floor naked, covered in butter and crying. care to explain?
I was hoping you could tell me..
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