I had to remind him that there is no "age exchange rate" between the u.s. and spain, and that 16 will always equal 16
dear vagina, thank you for making it so goddamn hard to get pregnant. i love you.
Yeah he kicked my ass... He probably wouldnt have hit me as hard though if I wasnt lauging and yelling " I fucked your sister I fucked your sister" over and over again.
Nobody is wearing shirts anymore. What is happening.
Miss Michigan hasn't even been Miss USA for 24hrs and already stripper pole pics are surfacing. Classy.
He completely dissapeared at the baseball game. We found him passed out at the hotel three hours later with souviner photos of himself at the top of the Sears Tower.
Did we literally take a cab across the street
I'm in a bed full of sand, and also just took my contacts out. Whatever happened yesterday was great, I think.
we were playing waterfall, then strip waterfall, then we were just listening to music, drinking, and slowly becoming more naked
I'm FaceTiming Pizza Hut.
He was respectful of both me and my One Direction calendar.
And he's a cuddle champ. I know because I slept over because I don't know what boundaries are.
You peed in my kitchen, while crying and insisting my floor was a toilet.
Still, being medically ordered to stuff things in your vagina is amazing.
Yeah. We had phone sex then cried together, it was beautiful and heartbreaking
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