woke up this morning wit a massive hangover. walked to my truck and found at least 35 for sale signs, a stop sign, and a julie kim sign...need answers
yea, you decided to become a real estate agent last night on the way home from the party. You started bitchin about how Julie Kim was stealing all your buisness....
I think it's just because she's got "I'll sleep with anyone with a decent car" written all over her face.
good luck with ur interview. Just show them your confidence and don't make that sucking snot noise. Really don't. Praying for you, love mom
Hey man thanks for carrying me in and out of that frat house. There's no I in team.
yeah, i'm not. but i'm ready for free bjs. it's just hard to find women who will give me a beej while i'm sobbing uncontrollably
YOU CAN'T BASE A RELATIONSHIP OFF A PENIS
I LIKE HIS TONGUE TOO.
My cat was watching porn with me. Weirdest bonding experience ever.
Jesus I should have learned from my first marriage not to get married again
She deliberately backed into the homewrecker's whoremobile and yelled ""FOR SPARTA!"
Her car is covered in frozen vomit, and she lost her iPhone. I'm also pretty sure I smoked crack last night. Rest in peace 2014.
Carver called his mom a milf again
Was it on purpose this time?
Sometimes you just gotta get high and go to a planetarium. Why can't he understand that?
I hate how she's getting mean with age
Meh, you can't hate. That's our basic life goal and you know it.
Sooo...you're driving 6 hours for free booze?
Don't judge me.
there's a giant awkward home-wrecking elephant in the room. and its name is meg.
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