He seemed more like the type to get donkey punched by a she-male hooker to me
why didn't we just drop out of school years ago and become dominatrix bitches who beat men?
I don't know but we should still do that
Sometimes I worry for your future but then I remember how big your boobs are.
i love that you felt the need to clarify that you don't actually have drugs in your vagina.
So the chick throws up over the rail from the 15th floor at the sky bar and I knew I would take her back to my hotel.
One of those nights had to have been when we tried to walk through the McDonald's drive through -- and then got in the car with complete strangers. And stole their hamburgers.
the tv said "its small, its comfortable..." and i started laughing... safe to say he lost any dignity he had left...
And I can feel feelings now and they hurt
I had to convince someone last night that the fact that he couldn't get me off wasn't him it was me and to clarify I had to tell him there was only. One person that got me off every time without fail, he said "that guy is my hero" you should be proud
No! Last time I got hit with a beer bottle
Haha, Tuesday man
i know it looks like there's pee in the mayo jar in the fridge but i promise it's just apple juice that wouldn't fit in the jug after i added the booze.
I WOULD NEVER MIX DICK AND MCDONALDS
If he sends me a dick pic so help me god.
My neck is sore from all the headbanging. And I can't tell the difference between the jello stains and cum stains.
Emergency thong? Check! Suspension bondage is a go!
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