You discussed the Arab/Israeli conflict with the guy behind the counter at the Kebab shop telling him you supported his people. He was clearly Asian.
just got carried INTO the bar by 4 people. it's like watching my weekend in reverse.
Bookstore boy and I went out, he came back here and I tried to fool around and he respects me too much blah blah I'm a predator.
Why is there not a 'day after acid' genre. Or even a pandora station or something.
Tom is laying in a bathtub filled with ice pretending to be a polar bear.
i sucked his cock and got snuggles in return. I'm the mother Theresa of giving in a relationship.
So I got lost trying to find you guys and ended up proposing to a bride in a bachelorette party with a condom.
So last night I turned down multiple drinks because "I didn't want to hold them". It's time reevaluate my decisions
I kept on yelling at him to get his shit together as he was puking
HELL YEAH TIME TO KICK THE CHILDREN
I will teach you the ways of the ho life, my little gay grasshopper.
I wanna stuff your vagina full of Reese's peanut butter hearts and eat you clean
Wait... so you had sex and then your ear drum ruptured? I'm not sure if I want to ask if the two are related...
What! I said that you would fall in love? See I know better. Dark liquor makes me think everything is a dream. I barely remember saying that
I'm dancing with a sandwich I just made cause I'm so happy how delicious it tastes, that high haha
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