You just compared our sex life to a seven year old kid.
Life is so much better after having sex.
So at this point...I'm sure you heard the story about Saturday night
Lots of explosions. Minor nudity. Full penetration and lots of tuxedos.
just left the emergency room. condom extraction.
Sketchest drug deal yet.... I just got paid in quarters and chucky chesse tokens. I need to stop hooking my friends up.
My niece just unknowingly cock blocked me. Obviously, someone won't be getting a christmas present this year.
You've got the short couch unless you find some girl to take you home
Challenge accepted.
i saw the poster for your lost tequila... what a shame
Where is a good place to buy a New Year's outfit that acknowledges I don't have tits but screams I suck dick like a champ?
Hey to make you feel better about last night, I just shit my pants.
I'm a terrible friend...i should have come right over instead of having sex for an hour and a half. :/ want anything from burger king?
I'm ordering dildos in a santa hat. You?
This is a friendly reminder to try not to shit on the toilet seat. If our 4 year old can manage it, I think you can too.
he’s basically the devil with a fuck boy hair cut and chlamydia
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