bella threw up all over the kitchen floor then looked at me, laughed, and walked away
isn't bella the cat???
that she is
She was lying in bed moaning while eating a Snickers and masturbating.
We discussed how the marijuana was making the dopamine float around our nucleus accumbens last night when we were high. Yet another example of how our science classes are perverting our good times.
Judging by what's in the bathroom right now, I see you graced us with your presence last night.
I dont think punching her boob is the type of reverse psychology that will get her to blow you.
I think he may have overheard our "how much coke would you fuck me for" conversation last night...
seeing two freshman taking a cab home at noon on a Monday makes me realize how much worse my life choices could have been
I would come over if there was not the impending fear of me shitting out my brains.
I think cutting a patient out of a owl costume is a first for those guys. It's a good story at least.
our next stoner-chievment: cream of shroom soup. Get over here, this is happening!
The night got interesting when the random guy next to us handed us a bottle of champagne and the rest of his ciroc bottle. When we asked why he did it, he proceeded to point at his friend who face planted the floor.
I remember sitting in your lap naked saying I don't want to be all looks while you gently rocked me back and forth
If you think eating a bowl of leftover stuffing and drinking champagne from the bottle in dirty sweats at 9am is sexy... Then yeah, I'm your girl.
Oh good, bag of butt plugs is in my predictive text now
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