FIrst one done
How did it go?
I dunno I taled about women being treated wrong and quoted Ice T. So probably a "c"
if that dog is afraid of alcohol then he's no dog of mine
still drunk. talking shit to the doc drawing my blood. this has no upside
apparently i told her i wouldn't press charges if she brought me food.
There are so many Jimmy John's employees here
Where are you?
Jimmy John's.
Some guy thought i was the waitress and handed me his credit card. drinks on me.
I don't care who it's from we're getting blown. It's a 3 day weekend anything can happen
Just paid off my possession ticket on 4/20. Helloooo awesome.
I'm going to give blood tomorrow. Prepare yourself for pictures and a cynical poem about the heart and its level of tangibility.
I am slightly proud of the fact his mom turns on the dryer located behind the spare bedroom EVERY time we visit!
all we have is white fucking wine this is a travesty it's christmas not a fucking funeral
Really, who hasn't had sex on your bed?
ME.
You have all semester to unpack your car, quarter jello shots only last until 10.
Overheard a drunk girl talk about how when she's drunk she believes in more than one God
One day no one will want to send me dick pics so by all means keep 'em coming
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