You'll put your fingers inside me but you won't be my FB friend?
Maybe I'll tuck it in and pretend to be a woman pretending to be a man that is attracted to women that are attracted to women who look like men
Oh. He liked you.
Then you said "Are you asian?, I didn't know there was Asians in Colorado."
and then the other night his penis tricked us both into sex
Apparently I kept telling people I was a pro tennis player again...
When we were done making out, some guy ran into the room yelling, "I'll save you Brandon! I'll save you!"
We are gunna have the best winter break smoking weed and eating ham
So bored. I think I've expelled every last gram of jizz from my body.
maybe if I avoid him long enough we could skip the talking part of "we need to talk"
I just had a sexting conversation using medieval jargon. I think he is a fine suitor.
I have a knack for carnage and poetic language.
just curious, were the inflatable penis' received? Amazon says they were delivered.
Thanks again for the coffee and orgasms
you were trying to drink the laundry detergent and yelling blue drankkkkk
Yes. With one-hundred percent positivity I can say yes, I do not want you covered in waffles and syrup when I come home.
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