id be glad to
No. I still stand by my previous statement that nachos and tequila is the breakfast of champions.
friends don't let friends hook up with gingers.
Using a Nedi Pot after doing lines... at least I'm a health conscious drug user?
Two dudes got up on top of the pianos and danced shirtless. They didnt even get kicked out. I love vegas
scream really loud. we think you crawled under the deck
YOU WORK IN THE US CAPITOL! YOU CANNOT HAVE SEX IN THE BATHROOM!!
Dude, you are totally ruining intern season for me...
But in defense of this shit summer we've had, I totally perfected my shotgunning skills. I have achieved my summer goal.
So I have to borrow my moms car tomorrow to go pick up my ID from the strip club so I can board my plane tomorrow
Today I found out that my boss keeps a breathalyzer on his desk for just these sort of shenanigans
I just ate your leftovers whilst watching Garfield and Friends. Thank you across the board.
I just got woken up by that guy wearing a Krispy Kreme hat giving out donuts
Stoner thoughts are the only thoughts I want to have now.
My plan to hit on all your friends went to shit after the 3rd dirty martini.
My Boss was giving porn recommendations. I think I'm scarred for life.
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