what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
you got kicked out last night because right after you said "whats up?" to us, you downed your whole vodka ton and threw it across the bar.
I realize now. I should have just made out with everyone and anyone when I had the chance.
just learned how to wash a penis. thank you nursing school for getting me the most action i've had in months.
Nothing kills the mood when I am hooking up on the dance floor like the DJ saying Happy Valentines.
Jordan and I are drunk and barred out at the liquor store sitting in the awesome $70 Corona bench bargaining with the owner for a lower price, all while passing the Belvedere bottle between the two of us. Real life. College has down this.
You know when you can feel the alcohol in your toes? That's a great feeling.
When we do our power hour over Skype I'm just going to sit on the toilet so that way I won't have to get up in the middle of it and miss any shots
No, she isn't nearly as crazy as the girl who wanted to wear a vial of my semen as a necklace.
Doing lines of coke through pieces of licorice. Because I can
He told me I was 100% better then porn then passed out nto the cake
She judged ME for picking my nose when SHE has the clap.
That's just weird. That doesn't make sense sexually at all. I mean, you might as well tape a pen to the tip and try and write your name while you're at it.
Go have fun. I'm gonna go shower off the regret.
I just apologized to a wet floor sign i walked into.
Randomize
