I figure if he loans me money i only owe him sex for the rest of the summer before i pay him back, right?
She just used a turkey baster to transfer alcohol from the glass to the bottle. Just thought you should know
i just had to google what happens if your dog eats your nuva ring
are we at that level where i can tell you your girlfriends tits looked really good yet?
We sang "Whole New World" in harmony and he spun me around. You may now barf from the cuteness.
Ya these assholes wanted to like sit around and eat cupcakes and watch the notebook. I was like fuck you, I want to go make some people uncomfortable in public.
if i had known the extra weight would have gone to my tits, i would have started drinking years ago
I am on my usual post-jerkoff high of eternal happiness. Like I could punch a fucking tiger.
also had sex in his sister's princess style bunk bed.
but you are a princess that one was appropriate.
I'm watching porn in spanish. Thats studying right?
If he cant deal with my insomnia and sex drive I really feel sorry for his child and ex fiance. Adulthood breakups are depressing.
Well, I wish you luck on finding out who your boyfriend is
Sometimes i wish my vagina automatically turned itself off when i'm legally drunk.
How was it?
Incredible. Everyone in the world should be having the kind of sex I've been having.
He should write a pamphlet or something...
the voting booth dude cock blocked me or she woulda totally blown me in the voting booth.
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