Was just hit on by a guy with 2 kids and one was named Rocky. I need to get out of Buena Park.
and i looked up. we had an audience...
You realize we can hear you jacking off in your room, right?
I like it rough
the homeless guy was waiting for me this morning. this is the closest to a boyfriend ive had in years.
Woke up to pictures of me cooking wings with a blow torch.
I met her at the liquor store. I hope I'm wearing a condom
ALTON JUST DID GRAVY SHOTS. THIS IS WHY HE'S MY HERO
Fuck you. how could you leave me passed out hangin out my truck window when you knew it was starting to rain?
Since i didn't have a condom I told him to use jump ship method, I think I was overly invested in my sailor costume this year.
I need to find more Xanax, my Grandpa doesent leave for another week and he's made it a mission to get me to come out of the closet as a xmas gift to my parents.
Please tell me how the stripper got back to Sarah's from the trailer park
Is it weird that my ex and the dude I'm talking to now both only have one testicle? Apparently I've found my type..
He sent me a meme at 3am. Usually guys just send me booty calls that late. I think I'm in love
the day i stop sending you hentai screenshots is the day i actually act like an adult, and TRUST ME. THAT AINT HAPPENING ANYTIME SOON.
My "birthday sex" consisted of approximately 25 seconds of him going down on me in the shower.
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