Do you ever think that bumblebee is the gay transformer?
Every day of my life.
Theres just something about looking at pictures of your dick in church that doesn't feel right
she won't take no for an answer... no matter what language i said it in
she's bipolar. she literally has TWO facebook pages. one for each personality. this. bitch. is. crazy.
I just want dick. Yours just gets priority because it is glorious
once you get past the part where you think youre gonna die, its the most amazing drug ive ever experienced.
so why was i the only one who woke up with ham stuck to my ass?
Kid sitting next to me smells like he slept in a dutch oven full of farts. Going to die.
Nah, this is the University of Tennessee. She'll get the clap, and get busted for having pot in her dorm by spring break. This time next year she'll be part-timing at a community college as a nursing major. So predictable it hurts.
You asked me to pick a color between pink and purple, and I said orange; you told me, "okay, that's a truth question". Then you asked if I had ever deep-throated a cupcake...I didn't even know what to say.
You strapped the bucket of KFC into the carseat and refused to let me drive over 20 miles per hour the whole ride home. That high.
Hi I haven't talked to you since you bought legal marijuana-are you still stoned?
You're always so late and I'm always so drunk.
I'm SO high. And there is so much pudding in this car
Don't worry about me. I am infinite.
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