You just made me feel so damn special
Dude I just witnessed a midget touching himself and singing the chorus to somebodys watching me by michael jackson... it kinda turned me on
You can't motorboat a personality
she was a 2....and a legitimate 2. like, helen keller is a 1, this girl...2.
at a bonfire and someone threw a plastic cup in the fire. everyone immediately stopped what they were doing to yell collectively at him about what he was doing to the environment, then went back to drinking
only in oregon
Hairspray is covering 85% of my body. Help.
Wait until you see the roof.
will you please explain to me as to why or how i have a dirtbike tread looking bruise on my back?
Well I can cross being naked in a minivan off the list
He got hit with a horseshoe, set on fire, fell out of a tree, and puked all over the side of his car, all before midnight. Everclear.
My whole house smells like Spaghetti-Os and cat litter. I think I've failed as an adult.
Like when I see him I look straight through his appearance and just envision a big walking penis.
Since I won't be making love with anyone on a bed of roses this year on Sunday I bought a Mustang to fill the gap
Drunk you wants to be petty, not you you.
Van sex tonight? No need to tell me how classy that sounded.
she just kept straddling the railing to the stairs and shouting "come on Seabiscuit, lets win this for America."
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