you know you were refereeing rock paper scissors for who got to make out with your sister right?
Nope it's him. He's whispering to himself and buying asparagus.
I can't look at him without thinking about his cum face
There's a creepy homeless guy with no hand trying to get up on our tacobell order
I still don't know why you took that job... it sounds miserable
not having any beer money sounds even more miserable
Dude squirt doesnt even begin to describe it i thought she was the lost portal to atlantis with how much she let out
I have a rage boner right now. An actual erection brought on by the amount of sheer hatred I have towards nationwide.
i formally give you permission to eat me when i pass out
I don't know who's more excited for you to come home. Me or my vagina
You were passed out by the toliet and when i said i had to pee you told me to piss in the sink. Never has a girl with alcohol poisoning been so rude.
Pretty much just farted directly in a baby's mouth on the subway
I don't want any of this. I just want big sausages.
Men are too sensitive. They need to learn to handle me.
Riding your boyfriend's dick for an hour then waitressing for 8 hours. Would not recommend.
Video on mandys page of you drinking upside down was finally put up...too bad all the comments were about me and him fighting in the background while he screamed "BLOW BIG BETSY!'
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