Non-Jews are for practice
There need to be more gay people on my afternoon soaps.
it's been like two and a half months. And I swear, I keep seeing walking dicks. I think I'm going crazy cause of lack of sex..
I totally need to blow more fat guys. His cum tasted like vanilla ice cream
Girls night always turns into let's seperate and get laid night.
Or they can chase TEQUILA shots with it. I don't know why my phone capitalizes TEQUILA.
ur roommate just sent me a pic of us fucking. i'm not coming over anymore.
I just ate a can of beans for dinner so I can afford to go get a 5$ bottle of wine. I really did not think these choices would still be necessary at age 25.
Lets go see if some hobos will give us a prostate massage for a 40 ounce.
Let's just do a victory lap through all of our exes.
It would be awesome if I knew whose teeth these were in my pocket
he stopped mid makeout and said "can I pray for you?"
I have seen you puke and 5 mins later rock my world. So there is hotness there that average people will never see..
Omg I should get on tinder just to get some edibles in town
The high school classes are online, not my sex life. He still comes over for “teacher / parent conferences.” A couple more “conferences” and I’ll be able to rewrite the Sex Ed curriculum
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