She just squirted all over my face. then laughed at me and took a pic
idea:have a jello shot stand(opposed to lemonade stand) to raise money for spring break
when i start to cry when i lose at mario kart is when you should put me to bed
That girl is nothing but trouble. She's 40% red hair and 60% daddy issues.
Please say a prayer for the elevator people at work today. My farts are significantly more potent the day after hitting that korean place for lunch...
i want to have awesome sex and feel fuzzy.
I am debating about my sub. I am not quite sure I can be the dom he needs.
I seriously have her in my phone as "Legit 8"...even I'm surprised
He is what would appear if the douche troop all had rings and we summoned someone like the Captain Planet kids.
I got custody of our girlfriend in the breakup.
It's 10:15 on a Wednesday night and my dick is covered in pop rocks. How's your Wednesday going?
Like I want to yell at him for pissing on my floor but there's still a chance its my pee....
So why are your hands bright blue and have you seen my roommate.
Both questions will answer each other.
This makes me appreciate being single with no prospects.
When you start lapping your martini like a cat it's time to go home. Partys over.
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