You litterally reached into some girls shirt, pulled out her tit and yelled whats up with this guy.
Call me back. I want to hear your side of the dead cat in my garage story.
why didn't we just drop out of school years ago and become dominatrix bitches who beat men?
I don't know but we should still do that
I just left during the middle of Chemistry to go throw up in the bathroom....and you laughed at my travel toothbrush.
im going to live freely with my legs opened and my heart closed
I wonder sometimes what your vagina thinks about you.
He could tell i had a fever by feeling my tits. He gets docter of the year.
Tried to eat a sandwich this morning. Couldn't. My jaw is locked up. These marathon blow jobs are killing me
ummm im also counting the $14 dollars I gave the old guy to pay for the cab I called for him to take to the hospital last night as part of ur present.
Just opened up the freezer to find chocolate penis popsicles. Too hungover for this shit
Lol. I get my husbands paycheck every week. Immediate deposit into my purse next to his balls.
Jimmy johns delivers to the bar behind work. Happy vodka day!
If you fold the laundry; booze and orgasms on me.
Want ramen today?
I need a salad
SALAD DOESNT WARM YOUR HEART AND BELLY
I am a taco. I am also really high.
I've always seen you more as a chimichanga.
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