It was then that he suggested we all nibble ears. A nibble circle.
omg kevin jonas gave his bride a glass slipper..could he be any gayer then he is now
he is so gay. he makes clay aiken look straight. what is wrong with the lady that married him? kevin must be envious of her balls
Yeah he kicked my ass... He probably wouldnt have hit me as hard though if I wasnt lauging and yelling " I fucked your sister I fucked your sister" over and over again.
basically at this point ill snort whatever you put in front of me and just hope
Beer bonged 7 shots of Jameson. I title this night short stories with tragic endings.
I also referred to her clitorous as her "vagina dot" last night...probably going to be dumped soon.
Took an impromptu nap on the floor of a starbucks bathroom using my backpack as a pillow. Please tell me you have been this hungover
I don't want to have to force feed him my vagina!!
this just proves how much faith i have in "us".. what should we be for halloween..?
SHE GRABBED MY FULLY ERECT DICK IN A BAR AND STUCK HER TONGUE DOWN MY THROAT AND I COULD NOT CLOSE
she said she just "wanted a guy who she could cook breakfast for". HUGE MISTAKE. I'm never leaving
I know we were going to go hiking today, but I don’t think I can face reality until Wednesday
Send me a picture of our booze closet. I'm homesick.
It's not even a normal fucking affair I've found myself in. It's a fucking bdsm clusterfuck.
reminiscing on last night: why the fuck did I feel the need to stand on chairs everytime we took a jello shot?
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