ive decided theres a fine line between accepting money for sex and letting someone buy you late night taco bell and knowing that if he hadnt you wouldnt be in his bed right now
let's skip the party, and just play drunken wii, again. its time to give my vag a break.
i'm sitting pantsless eating potato chips and watching porn before he picks me up for our date. I hope he's ready for this...
i just rememebered i spent like 5 minutes on the ground warming some chicks toes.
Well I turned her sobriety into my own personal drinking game
I was passed out in a dog food bowl tor two hours. Just tapped my dinner beer. I love homecoming.
You should make cookies and when I get home we can have a slow motion hug and eat them
The TA leading my study session just said "now get outta here. I need to get drunk before class"
This chick at the gym, just informed me I was super funny this weekend. Especially when I untied her friends bikini top after throwing up in the women's restroom. SWEET black out chronicles has another story
Dinner was cheetos vodka and whiskey. This is what happens when even your booty call breaks up with you.
He's still short.... And probably a douchebag. But if we ever run into him downtown I fully encourage you to take him home and have "I hate you douchebag" sex and lick every inch of that disgustingly toned chest.
I just thought about how many drinks I had last night and threw up.
They were out of soap so you started calling yourself a dirty bitch
It was a fun night! I woke up with a boyfriend, again....
I tied him up for his boyfriend so he could get fisted... I'm the best roommate ever.
Wow. That's certainly more than I've ever done for a roommate.
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