you know you are hungover when... you set your alarm for the next time you think you are going to throw up
The problem is he wears abercrombie jeans like there's nothing wrong with it
Cure to hiccups..road head..high five
I just woke up to me licking the dognuts
You mean Doughnuts?
......No :(
I've come to realize time passes slowest when I'm sitting in class, waiting for microwavable foods, working out, & giving head.
you said you were a responsible adult. then you licked the wall.
Chinatown. Her fortune cookie said "accept the next proposition you receive." TELL ME NO NOW.
That doesn't mean I'm a slut. Unless McFlurries are involved.
I will rub McFlurries all over you.
DONT LET HIM GET NAKED. JUST SAY NO
Like if a baby's bottom had nipples, that's how my boobs feel
How can I politely yet provocatively ask you for a cock shot?
HE HAS CHALLENGED MY BADNESS. I MUST CONQUER ALL THAT QUESTIONS MY POWER. BRING FORTH THE TIT PICS.
At least I know that however bad my life gets and how low I can feel I'll never feel shitting in a red robin parking lot low
you said something about joining a k-pop band before passing out topless on the trampoline.
my mom tells me this morning that i was blasting teach me how to dougie at 2 am last night and refused to leave her room until she dougied with me
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