He just screamed at her, "if you pass out i am still having sex with you!!!" In front of the entire party.
so, my congressman just called me to say he has office hours this week if i'm still interested in talking to him. i pray to god this is not related to Friday.
I'm going to email her once I get off the bathroom floor
Its not that I'm getting free haircuts... Its just that she is paying for sex with haircuts...
That's the girl I met who was peeing on the driveway with me. We bonded
i feel like my tongue has its own mouth, and that mouth just bit its tongue and is clenching its teeth.
It's only slutty if you don't have his number. Unless there's a full moon. Then anything goes.
According to you, you were with your "Eskimo bro for life" last night.
He was having Sex and you yelled 'hot and dangerous!" and he responded with "if you're one of us then roll with us!" when he went to he bathroom I saw her getting dressed, looking mortified.
U can be a future sentaor's wife if you want. I'm happy with "closet lesbian", "tech prof".and "masters degree" all rolled into one. Drunken bar escapades pay off.
I'm two shots in and wandering around Barnes and Noble with $58 in singles.
Literally sucked a dick for ten seconds before I said to myself, this tiny ass penis isn't worth it. My night last night
I dont understand why so many people are content staying in and avoiding alcohol and sex
Dude they are making elephants out of dollar bills. I'm way too high for this
On a scale from 1 to 10 how gross is it to get a chili dog from a vending machine?
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