question: masturbation: how much is too much? I think i'm about to tip toe a fine line
I'm at the point in my career when i know a sites a trap and isn't real porn
you proceeded to suck on ur pinkie saying it reminded you of chris and you wanted him badly
Don't tell me wow. Tell me this is normal for college and in no way am I a whore.
he said i give him, and i quote, "emotional blue balls"
im suggesting it to him. and by suggesting i mean we're not having sex again unless im wearing high heels
hotdog in my bra and i still managed to score. Got a bit freaked when he tried to eat it though. I paid 3 bucks for that fucking hotdog.
He just showed me how to break a chop stick with his ass.
On a scale of 1-10 how seriously are we considering being sugar babies?
I'm about a 7.95
Ohmygod. I don't know if I can explain how great it'll be. I hope you don't mind Subaru sex
I wanted to make fun of someone saying that to an untrained ear, skrillex is blah blah blah. But it was too soon after they said it. And now I can't find it. These are real problems.
I'm sorry if you weren't drunk enough to be peer pressured into the naked dancing/group make out that transpired last night
Considering all of my stomach contents ended up in my center console, I'm a bit peckish.
I woke up naked next to my hot manager. Left before she woke up, and worked an entire shift with her. She has no idea.
You is single now. The world is your ass buffet.
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