Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
The walk of shame is far, far worse on crutches.
I fucked her on my hockey bag. it doesnt get any more Canadian than that.
even if everyone didnt know them screaming eskimo brothers and high fiveing over my head kinda gave it away
i thought i was the drunkest one there til some girl puked in the tip jar.
Even after projectile vomiting watermelon on the beach, it still sounds appetizing.
He once got bit in the face by a dog and still got laid the same night. He owns Memorial Day Weekend
Not sure if it is a new high or new low, but i left a basket on the porch of the sorority I woke up at. It had a description of the Minnie Mouse I woke up next to, and Plan B.
I think I'm dead. Why did I think it was a good idea to hang from the banister while someone poured liquor into my mouth?
There are so many birds around me. And squirrels. I feel like that chick from Enchanted...but like if she had a dick and made poor life decisions.
which guy lost his keys in my bed this weekend?
I think Saturday night will always be a mystery to me, except for buying an excessive amount of birthday shots for everyone and yelling BIRTHDAY SHOTS before every shot.
I am actually offended he hasn't asked me to sleep with him yet to get better grades...I wanted the whole college experience.
I don't trust him but hanging out with him might be fun
he's literally satan but yeah probably
I don't know what that means but it's making me want to fuck you.
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