How's tricks little girl?
Trix are for kids, old man.
i'm three days dirty after drinking 14 hours last night and some other questionable behavior (hula hooping at a large concert, for example) i will just always bring the class. and the sluttiness.
life is sad when you just turned 21 and youre doing late night rogaine runs...
He's in bed with me right now. I'm wearing a towel and all I could wish for is my freedom. And pizza.
he grabbed my head and said "you are a horse. I am leading you to water" pushed it down and whispered "Drink."
I'm sorry I ignored your high cries for help while you were grating cheese on my dog.
I can't tell which way is up. Too many corners around his house too. An arbitary assimilation of edges.
Christ, I swear you are the high man's Dr. Seuss.
FULL ON LADY WOOD. YOU CAN SEE THE VEIN
I had a dream last night where I used the marginal product rule to figure out how much more hangover I got per sip of four loko, econ is taking over my life...
He goes "sorry was at the gym. Some of us workout " and I wanted to text him back and go "well some of us do occasional drugs so we don't have to"
I don't think you understand what laundry day means. I am wearing a swimsuit as underwear and my spanish club tshirt from junior high
Let's drink tonight I promise I'll make it out of the house
Do you want to talk about dinosaurs?
I'd love you more if you were covered in hot cheetos
The logic in me says "don't text him" .But the vagina in me says "text him".
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